Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson singing Barbie Girl. Never gets old.
i forgot how funny this was omg
louis sounded so american during the chorus omfg
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
15. drank alcohol? yas bitch
35. been to a concert? i was at one last night lmfao
44. met someone famous? yeah myself
lol i was being harassed on kik so i deactivated it but if you guys wanna still talk to me i have a phone number and snapchat or instagram or idk
if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great
pierre lays down the law
when ur confused pokemon do the move anyway
touching yourself after a long vacation